My Trail Name (poem)

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I want to share my trail name with you
My trail name is Gourmet
Would you like an horsduvour?
My trail name is Has No Horse
actually that’s somebody else
My trail name is respect the trail
My trail name is One Ting
My trail name is nothing’s clean
My trail name is living outside
My trail name is where’s the water source
My trail name is Jumps In The Lake
My trail name is Thankful For Another Day
My trail name is Grand Marniere
My trail name is Hitchhiker To Town
My trail name is Do You Have Any Beer
My trail name is Mount Rainier
My trail name is I Forgot My Home
My trail name is Where’s my damn saxophone
My trail name is Quit Your Stupid Job
I quit mine, but it wasn’t stupid
My trail name is normalize
My trail name is remember who you are
My trail name is you are not the sum of your possessions
My trail name is Burney Falls
My trail name is Crow Calls
Meow!!
That’s my friend Scalpel just ahead.
My trail name is ear worms
My trail name is Do Epic Shit
My trail name is Doesn’t Cut Switchbacks
My trail name is Pay Forward
My trail name is Remove All Trace
My trail name is Thor
No, it’s not. That’s my friend’s real name. But it’s great fun to shout “Thooooooooor” from a mountaintop.
My trail name is Gourmet Pizza
My trail name is Fresh Caught Trout Tacos
If you ever want my full attention call me Gourmet
My trail name is Moshe Benyamin Ben Gutman Wolf V’Sasha Freda
No, That’s really my Hebrew name, and don’t call me that unless your name is Lisa.
My trail name is hiker trash.
My trail name is hiker treasure.
My trail name is Gourmet.
Would you like an hordourve?

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